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Pardon the Fool
By AJ Clauss
"I don’t think this will be what you think it will be.
It’s not a love story, though I do love her. And it’s not a tragedy, though my head did roll.
My title was Fool. Which is technically the oldest profession in the world. People always say prostitution is the oldest profession but that feels unfair because somebody had to make the first prostitute laugh.
I made my living by making the Queen forget her nightmares. And when I died, she went outside for the first time in forty years-- just to carry my head through the rain.
Tell me that’s not love.
Tell me that’s not a mother fuckin’ punchline.
Rule #1 to writing a good joke: always begin with the truth."
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